We just found a few of these original 1968 posters in storage and are making them available until they're gone. Sorry, they are not signed by Pat, but indeed very rare. We've never seen your house, but we're certain that it will look lovely!

This book is a must-read for any fan or foe of the political system. It chronicles Pat's run for office and is loaded with jokes, insights, and interesting information in a way that only Pat could deliver. Reading this book will make you an instant political expert, and everybody will be amazed with your incredible grasp of the American political landscape.

(And if that's not enough to convince you, we'll even throw in 2 bumper stickers and 2 campaign buttons at no addional charge!)

Original 1996 Pat Paulsen for President Bumper Sticker. These are sold in a set which includes 2 bumper stickers and 2 campaign buttons, for $10/set.

Original 1968 Paulsen for President Bumper Sticker ("We Cannot Stand Pat"). These are in very limited supply and are a collector's item.

$19.95 each + Shipping (un-signed)

Authentic 1968 Pat Paulsen for President campaign poster - Signed by Pat in 1996. (Limited Supply! Fewer than 100 remain today.)

These original campaign posters were sitting around in a box in Pat's living room for years and years, and in 1996, decided to try and clear them out and signed them (making room for a stairmaster). He signed about 500 of them (thinking that if he signed them, people might be willing to buy them), and it worked! Fewer than 100 remain today! (Translation: Act Quickly if you want an autographed one.)

$40.00 + Shipping (tube)

Pat enjoyed performing live in front of millions of people... and this CD captures Pat's 90-minute Super Bowl halftime performance in front of 48 million crazed people. (Actually, this CD was recorded during a show in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The tape recorder broke down just before the Super Bowl gig, and Pat got so angry that he stormed off stage refusing to perform under such conditions... so they played a game of football instead.)

Audio CD:
$19.95 each + Shipping

This has got to be the wildest, funniest, craziest collection of tourist "mis-information" that you will ever see! If you are a fan (or foe) of the state of Arizona, like Pat, you will love this humor-filled map, where Pat has planted a joke around every corner, in every town and in places your mother told you never to go.
The map includes hilarious Arizona historical facts; statistical data and charts you won't believe; important vacation information; tips for seniors and MUCH MORE!

$7.95 each + Shipping

Available in SMALL and MEDIUM. (Sorry, but we are out of Large, XL, and XXL sizes.)

$16.00 each + shipping

There's no reason to be cold at night... not with Pat's sweatshirt around. (It's politically correct, just like all of Pat's campaigns! Well, maybe not, but its TRENDY to be politically correct...)

Available in SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, EXTRA LARGE.

$27.00 each + Shipping

At this time it is only possible to purchase items when paying via PayPal with your credit card. (You do not need to have a PayPal account to do this.) If you wish to pay for your order with a personal check, call the phone number below for additional instructions.

Questions about any of the items available or about your order? Call 707-490-2977.